THRONE GAMES!
So holy shit, apparently other than the 425 times I personally viewed my last post there were at least, like 6 other people who read that shit... so apparently it's time for more! Here's some more totally true shit you never knew about THE GAME OF THE THRONES series!First off, ya'll see that first episode last week? Shit was REAL. Real thronesie for SURE! The top 5 things I most noticed were, in this order:
1. Jamie’s sweet new haircut. He looks like he’s auditioning for a boy band.
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| "What was wrong with my old haircut?" |
2. Joffrey’s ex, the stark redhead, took a break from crying and moping, to do some serious crying and deliberate moping. (I mean seriously... yea your whole family was gruesomely murdered(bummer), but shit... that is kinda your family thing. That's what you do. They should maybe change the Stark family motto to "Winter is coming, but we'll all be long dead before that so no biggie")
3. The other stark girl is a straight up little sociopath, popping nearly visible murder-boners. Can’t wait to see who she pleasure kills next!
4. WTF Peter the Dink turning down some finger love?! Do not approve. (Sidebar: This chick used to be a porn actress in real life! I knew I recognized those.... eyes?)
5. Now that xerxes told jamie that incest is apparently NOT the best, is he now free to play catcher for that beautiful nordic bohemoth? (Brin of Tark or whatever)?
